Any Funny or Perverted Sayings?

[FadedPhotos]

Thanks

Example: Sometimes when im on the toilet, i pretend im a pilot in war, dropping bombs into the ocean

 

[macaguayo]

"Procrastination is like masturbation; it's good at first, but in the end, you're just f*cking yourself."

I'm not sure who said it.

 

[Mrserock]

that smells
*thats what she said*