Not jokes like "Knock knock, who's there?," or "What did one Skittle say to the other?" or anything like that. I want the jokes like:
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I threw some M&M's at them and yelled, "I'm not afraid!"
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I went to McDonald's, bought some HOT coffee, and threw it at them yelling "I'm lovin' it!"
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I threw my Sunny-D at them yelling "Unleash the power of the sun!"
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I threw my Capri Sun at them yelling, "Respect the Pouch!"
Those are most of the ones I know. Any more?
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I threw some M&M's at them and yelled, "I'm not afraid!"
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I went to McDonald's, bought some HOT coffee, and threw it at them yelling "I'm lovin' it!"
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I threw my Sunny-D at them yelling "Unleash the power of the sun!"
Today someone threw some Skittles at me and yelled "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" so I threw my Capri Sun at them yelling, "Respect the Pouch!"
Those are most of the ones I know. Any more?