Any good and funny "Yo mama" jokes out there? Just curious. Please feel free...

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Any good and funny "Yo mama" jokes out there? Just curious. Please feel free...

...to post. Thank you.? They can be yo mama, yo sister, brother, etc... so fat, or so ugly, or so... etc..etc..Here's one to start it off:Yo mama so ugly, medusa turned to stone when she saw her!p.s: this question is just for entertainment purposes; i am not trying to offend anybody's mom or relatives or family or anything like that.
 
yo mama so ugly, when aliens came to invade earth, they said, this can't be earth, earth has humans!
 
your moma stinks so bad if you put odor eaters in her shoes she woluld compleatly disapear!!
 
your mama is so fat she put on a yellow rain jacket and people started yelling taxi taxi.your mama is so stupid she got locked in a safeway and said she starved
 
Yo mama is so fat that she needs to go on a diet!Yo mama is so fat that her weight is measured on the richter scale!Yo mama is so fat that on the first day of class she sat next to everybody in the class!Yo mama is so ugly that she cries at night about it!
 
Yo' mamma is so fat that when she was floating in the ocean, New Englad claimed her as the new America!
 
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