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Any Good Jokes Or Pick-up Lines To Make Me Smile?
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<blockquote data-quote="jemalco" data-source="post: 1450355" data-attributes="member: 579297"><p>um i got a joke haha,</p><p>this old lady dies and shes at the pearly gates talking to st peter. they are discussing her life when all the sudden she hears this awful scream so she asks st peter "what was that all about?" to which he replies, "dont worry, that was just from them drilling the holes to attach the wings." the old lady says ok and they continue talking. again she hears this horrific scream. she asks again, "st peter, what was that scream?" St. peter then replies with "oh dont worry, thats just from the holes being drilled to attach the halo." the old lady seems a bit concerned and so she says to st peter "in that case i would like to go to hell." to which st peter replies "but ma'am, in hell youll be raped and sodomized!" the old lady looks at him and says, "yes but atleast i already have the holes for that."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jemalco, post: 1450355, member: 579297"] um i got a joke haha, this old lady dies and shes at the pearly gates talking to st peter. they are discussing her life when all the sudden she hears this awful scream so she asks st peter "what was that all about?" to which he replies, "dont worry, that was just from them drilling the holes to attach the wings." the old lady says ok and they continue talking. again she hears this horrific scream. she asks again, "st peter, what was that scream?" St. peter then replies with "oh dont worry, thats just from the holes being drilled to attach the halo." the old lady seems a bit concerned and so she says to st peter "in that case i would like to go to hell." to which st peter replies "but ma'am, in hell youll be raped and sodomized!" the old lady looks at him and says, "yes but atleast i already have the holes for that." [/QUOTE]
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