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<blockquote data-quote="KendallF" data-source="post: 1562775" data-attributes="member: 612340">sorry if they are good i found them on the internet!Why did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestionHow many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to do it, and four to comment on how David Sanborn would have done it. How many C melody sax players can you fit into a phone booth? All of them. If lost in the woods, who di you ask for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? The out-of-tune tenor sax player. The other two indicate that you&#039;re hallucinating. What&#039;s the difference between a lawnmower and a tenor sax? 1. Lawnmowers sound better in small ensembles. 2. You can tune a lawnmower. 3. The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don&#039;t return it. 4. The grip. What&#039;s the difference between the creationist theory of the origin of life and a tenor sax? The theory doesn&#039;t have as many leaks.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="KendallF, post: 1562775, member: 612340"] sorry if they are good i found them on the internet! Why did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to do it, and four to comment on how David Sanborn would have done it. How many C melody sax players can you fit into a phone booth? All of them. If lost in the woods, who di you ask for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? The out-of-tune tenor sax player. The other two indicate that you're hallucinating. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a tenor sax? 1. Lawnmowers sound better in small ensembles. 2. You can tune a lawnmower. 3. The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it. 4. The grip. What's the difference between the creationist theory of the origin of life and a tenor sax? The theory doesn't have as many leaks. [/QUOTE]

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