Any good yo mama jokes?

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yo mamma sooooooooo fat that when she wears a yellow rain coat everyone yells TAXI!!!!yo mamma soooooooo fat that when she goes off a diving board with a black and white swimming suit everyone yells FREE WILLY!!!!!yo mamma soooooooooo fat that when she peed on a rainbow sour skittles came down!!!yo mamma soooooooo stupid she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept!!yo mamma soooooooo stupid that she stared at an orange carton for 20 minutes because it said consentrate!!!yo mamma soooooooooo stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!Yo mama so stupid she's as stupid as youAny more good ones?
 
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
 
yo mammas so nasty that when i ask her what was for dinner she jumped up on the table and spread legs and said crabs
 
Yo mamma is so fat that when she wanted a water matress, they they just put a blanket on the ocean.
 
yo momma is so fat , when she walks down the street with her raincoat on, she hears people say ,,, hurry kids the bus is here..
 
yo mama so fat that she runs down the street yelling "get back here twinkie" at the bus.yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a supermart and starved to death.yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.yo mama so fat she had to be babtist at seaworld.yo mama so poor that she found a snail in the front yard and said, "praise the lord, stromp your feet, we got somethin' to eat."
 
Yo momma so ugly rice crispies won't even talk to her.Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a dollar and made four quarters.
 
yo mama so ugly she came home last night with rice in her hair we all thought she'd gotten married come to find out she was eating at a chinese resturant and the waiter threw up on her
 
Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a pagerYo mama so fat she wore Secret deodorant and it told
 
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