Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.