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Q: How does a blonde lose five pounds?* ?A: She takes off her make-up.*
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?* ?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.*
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Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?* ?A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.*
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?*
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.*
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Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?* ?A: She missed the Earth!*
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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?* ?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.*
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Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?* ?A: Siamese twins*
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Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?* ?A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto* Ricans.*
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Q: Why do blonde wear shoulder pads?* ?A: To keep from bruising their ears.*
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Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he preforms brain surgery on* a blonde?* ?A: "Space. The final frontier....."*

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Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?* ?A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.*
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Q: How does the blonde car pool work?* ?A: They all meet at work at 7:45.*
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Q: What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?* ?A: Pull the pin and throw it back!*
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Q. What does a U.F.O and an intellegent blonde have in common?* ?A. You always hear about them... but you never see them!*
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?* ?A. Who knows? It has never been done!*
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Q: Why did blonde throw a puppy on a bun & in the microwave?* ?A: She wanted a hotdog.*
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Q: What did the blonde do when she broke her tuperware?* ?A: Called the plastic surgeon.*
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Q: What is 500 ft. long and has an IQ of 40?* ?A: A blonde parade!*
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Q: What's the advantage of marrying a blonde?* ?A: You get to park in the handicapped zone.*
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Q: How do you steal the window seat of a blonde going to Paris?* ?A: Tell her the seats that are going to Paris are all in the middle row.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?* ?A: RUN LIKE HECK...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.*
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Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?* ?A: A foursome.*
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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?* ?A: To see what was on the other side.*
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Q: Why did they stop doing the "Wave" at BYU?* ?A: The blonde were drowning.*
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?* ?A: In case she locks her keys in the car.*
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Loved these !!

Here are 2 more you can add to your repertoire'

Q: What do you call a brunette who is standing between 2 blondes? A: An interpreter !!

Q: When a blonde accidentally sliced off her cat's tail while she was weed-whacking her lawn, why did she take her cat and its tail to the nearest Walmart instead of a veterinarian??!
A: She had heard more than once that Walmart was the biggest "retailer" in the world !!

THANKS FOR ALL THE CHUCKLES ... STAR-WORTHY !!
 
I had a good laugh at these, here are a few of mine too:-

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard...!
 
LOL! did u hear the one about the blonde trying to buy a tv? she went but the seller didn't sell her the tv because she was blonde so she dyed her hair red and came back. she asked once more if she could buy the tv but the seller said, "no we don't sell tvs to blondes!" so the blonde said, "how did you know it was me?" the seller replied, "because that's a microwave!"
 
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