i was sitting at my picnic table today and there was snow on it except for in the middle the snow kind of made a funnel shape like some kind of alien worm hole or something. and also a couple of summers ago i swear to god i didn't do this myself but the day after i bought it and set it up in my yard the next morning i went to go eat breakfast on it and it got really really sunny so i ate under the table and there were all kinds of numerical carvings and weird symbols as if aliens were using it to relay information from our planet to theirs? should i contact the pentagon or what?