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SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT DURING THE STORM
Q. What's the difference between Melbourne Storm and a toothpick?
A. A toothpick has 2 points
"Forecast for NRL Season. Fine and Sunny with no chance of Storm."
A Melbourne supporter phones the Storm Head Office. " What merchandise have you got?"
Salesperson says, "We've got jerseys, shirts, shorts and scarfs but we havn't had a Cap for 5 years."
"Just bought a Melbourne Storm Dinner Set and it's missing two cups."
Cam Smith, "Craig, how the hell are we supposed to go out and play competively each week knowing we won't get the two points."
Craig Bellamy, "I don't know, I'll speak to Ricky Stuart and Ivan Henjak."
Q. What's the difference between Melbourne Storm and Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain?
A. No difference - they've both been ****** up the **** by a Ledger.
Former Storm CEO and now sacked Melbourne Rebels Rugby Union boss, Wally Waldron will make a guest appearance on Masterchef next week to cook the books.
David Gallop hit the Storm harder than Greg Inglis hit his girlfriend.
Channel Nine have just announced their next crime series. Underballamy - the tale of two books.
What's the difference between a triangle and the Melbourne Storm?????
At least a triangle has 3 points.
What has 26 legs but can't climb a ladder? MELBOURNE STORM
SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT DURING THE STORM
Q. What's the difference between Melbourne Storm and a toothpick?
A. A toothpick has 2 points
"Forecast for NRL Season. Fine and Sunny with no chance of Storm."
A Melbourne supporter phones the Storm Head Office. " What merchandise have you got?"
Salesperson says, "We've got jerseys, shirts, shorts and scarfs but we havn't had a Cap for 5 years."
"Just bought a Melbourne Storm Dinner Set and it's missing two cups."
Cam Smith, "Craig, how the hell are we supposed to go out and play competively each week knowing we won't get the two points."
Craig Bellamy, "I don't know, I'll speak to Ricky Stuart and Ivan Henjak."
Q. What's the difference between Melbourne Storm and Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain?
A. No difference - they've both been ****** up the **** by a Ledger.
Former Storm CEO and now sacked Melbourne Rebels Rugby Union boss, Wally Waldron will make a guest appearance on Masterchef next week to cook the books.
David Gallop hit the Storm harder than Greg Inglis hit his girlfriend.
Channel Nine have just announced their next crime series. Underballamy - the tale of two books.
What's the difference between a triangle and the Melbourne Storm?????
At least a triangle has 3 points.
What has 26 legs but can't climb a ladder? MELBOURNE STORM