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<blockquote data-quote="Eagle1" data-source="post: 1637579" data-attributes="member: 370846">A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o&#039;clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring rain .&quot;Can you give me a push?&quot; he asks while hanging onto the door frame .&quot;Not a chance&quot; says the husband- &quot;It&#039;s 3 o&#039;clock in the morning!&quot; He slams the door and returns to bed.&quot;Who was it ?&quot; asks the wife.&quot;Just some drunk wanting a push&quot; he answers.&quot;Did you help him? &quot; she asks&quot;No, I didn&#039;t -it&#039;s three in the morning and raining like crazy out.&quot;&quot; Well ,you have a short memory&quot; says the wife. &quot; Can&#039;t&nbsp; you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think that you should help him.&quot;The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark - &quot; Hello ,- are you still there?&quot;&quot;Yes,&quot; comes the answer.&quot;Do you still want a push?&quot; calls the husband.&quot;Yes ,please! comes the reply from the dark.&quot;where are you ? asks the husband.&quot;Over here on the swing!&quot; the drunk replies.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Eagle1, post: 1637579, member: 370846"] A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring rain . "Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame . "Not a chance" says the husband- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was it ?" asks the wife. "Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers. "Did you help him? " she asks "No, I didn't -it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out." " Well ,you have a short memory" says the wife. " Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think that you should help him." The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark - " Hello ,- are you still there?" "Yes," comes the answer. "Do you still want a push?" calls the husband. "Yes ,please! comes the reply from the dark. "where are you ? asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies. [/QUOTE]

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