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army bootcamp what have i gotten my self into lol?
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<blockquote data-quote="WayneC" data-source="post: 2525420" data-attributes="member: 261166"><p>The Army does not have Boot Camp. The Army will make you sweat your little a$$ off in Basic Combat Training.</p><p></p><p>Ahh the memories, phosphorus melding into the Monterey fog, Drill Sergeants putting us in the thinking position. CS, blowing up Bambi’s dad with a claymore, first aid and how a bandoleer can hold things in place, chow, KP, pots and pans, having the Range Officer screaming cease fire while some idiot is firing on a civilian aircraft ( it was not me ), same thing except it was a yacht in no mans land behind the dunes in Monterey Bay, the guy that got hungry and ate poison ivy, wild pigs in bivouac area, being choked out for not saluting the aggressors flag in escape and evasion......AND WE ALL LIVED, SO WILL YOU!!!</p><p></p><p>They say that in the Army</p><p>The Chow is mighty fine</p><p>A biscuit rolled off the table</p><p>And killed a friend of mine</p><p></p><p>They say that in the Army</p><p>The Coffee’s mighty fine</p><p>It looks like muddy water</p><p>And tastes like turpentine.</p><p></p><p>They say that in the Army</p><p>The chickens mighty fine.</p><p>One jumped up on the table </p><p>And started marking time.</p><p></p><p>Don't think it has changed too awful much since Dino Days, I even throw in a little butt chewing...no extra charge</p><p></p><p>It might go a little like this:</p><p></p><p>Up before the sun @ 0430. Also known as O dark thirty</p><p>30 minutes max for the 3 S's ($h!t, shower, shave) sometimes the shower is the night before.</p><p>Formation.</p><p>A little PT: Daily Dozen and Singing “Up in the morning with the rising sun, were gonna run till the running is done” while double timing a mile</p><p>Chow: Coming to attention, count off 1 Drill Sergeant WETSU (We Eat This $h!t Up)</p><p>Formation</p><p>Draw weapons if going to range</p><p>Formation</p><p>Double time to training site. C130 rolling down the strip, airborne daddy gonna take a little trip.</p><p>Train</p><p>Chow </p><p>Train</p><p>More PT Drill Sargent We Eat This $h!t Up</p><p>Double time back to barracks. I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, lead a life of death and danger, I wanna go to Viet Nam, just to kill ole Charley Cong ( I will guess the words have changed)</p><p>If weapons were drawn….</p><p>Stack weapons</p><p>Post guards. Guard relief to the head of Chow line.</p><p>Chow</p><p>Clean weapons </p><p>Have weapon inspected</p><p>Turn in weapon</p><p>Formation maybe maybe not</p><p>1 hour of your time....maybe</p><p>GI boots</p><p>GI area</p><p>Mass Attack on Showers or wait till morning</p><p>Write mommy</p><p>Lights out 2100</p><p>Coma time</p><p></p><p>"DROP AND GIVE ME 20" </p><p></p><p>Keep the pie hole shut and listen. </p><p></p><p>Think out your questions...it's the Army...do not appear that you were not paying attention!!!</p><p></p><p>Do not point at food and ask WTF is that:</p><p>If it is a green looking meat like substance that is "Mystery meat". Chow down it's very good for you!</p><p>If it looks like lumpy burnt oatmeal it's SOS.</p><p>If the SOS is poured over a something ...that is a biscuit not a hockey puck…though it’s hard to tell the difference!</p><p>If it is yellow and dry it is cake. Just stick it in a glass of milk, it will be fine.</p><p>If it is brown and poured over rice it is chili.....maybe...could be gravy made from left over bacon grease.</p><p></p><p>You think it will make you fat???</p><p></p><p>NO PROBLEM! I will just PT you until your legs are wore off to the knee's and your arms to the elbow!!!</p><p></p><p>ARE WE CLEAR???</p><p></p><p>WELL ARE WE???</p><p></p><p>GOOD!</p><p></p><p>Close enough anyway!</p><p></p><p>A premature welcome to "The Club"!</p><p></p><p>SSG US Army 73-82</p><p>H/4/3 Ft. Ord Jul-Sep 1973</p><p></p><p>This We’ll Defend</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WayneC, post: 2525420, member: 261166"] The Army does not have Boot Camp. The Army will make you sweat your little a$$ off in Basic Combat Training. Ahh the memories, phosphorus melding into the Monterey fog, Drill Sergeants putting us in the thinking position. CS, blowing up Bambi’s dad with a claymore, first aid and how a bandoleer can hold things in place, chow, KP, pots and pans, having the Range Officer screaming cease fire while some idiot is firing on a civilian aircraft ( it was not me ), same thing except it was a yacht in no mans land behind the dunes in Monterey Bay, the guy that got hungry and ate poison ivy, wild pigs in bivouac area, being choked out for not saluting the aggressors flag in escape and evasion......AND WE ALL LIVED, SO WILL YOU!!! They say that in the Army The Chow is mighty fine A biscuit rolled off the table And killed a friend of mine They say that in the Army The Coffee’s mighty fine It looks like muddy water And tastes like turpentine. They say that in the Army The chickens mighty fine. One jumped up on the table And started marking time. Don't think it has changed too awful much since Dino Days, I even throw in a little butt chewing...no extra charge It might go a little like this: Up before the sun @ 0430. Also known as O dark thirty 30 minutes max for the 3 S's ($h!t, shower, shave) sometimes the shower is the night before. Formation. A little PT: Daily Dozen and Singing “Up in the morning with the rising sun, were gonna run till the running is done” while double timing a mile Chow: Coming to attention, count off 1 Drill Sergeant WETSU (We Eat This $h!t Up) Formation Draw weapons if going to range Formation Double time to training site. C130 rolling down the strip, airborne daddy gonna take a little trip. Train Chow Train More PT Drill Sargent We Eat This $h!t Up Double time back to barracks. I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, lead a life of death and danger, I wanna go to Viet Nam, just to kill ole Charley Cong ( I will guess the words have changed) If weapons were drawn…. Stack weapons Post guards. Guard relief to the head of Chow line. Chow Clean weapons Have weapon inspected Turn in weapon Formation maybe maybe not 1 hour of your time....maybe GI boots GI area Mass Attack on Showers or wait till morning Write mommy Lights out 2100 Coma time "DROP AND GIVE ME 20" Keep the pie hole shut and listen. Think out your questions...it's the Army...do not appear that you were not paying attention!!! Do not point at food and ask WTF is that: If it is a green looking meat like substance that is "Mystery meat". Chow down it's very good for you! If it looks like lumpy burnt oatmeal it's SOS. If the SOS is poured over a something ...that is a biscuit not a hockey puck…though it’s hard to tell the difference! If it is yellow and dry it is cake. Just stick it in a glass of milk, it will be fine. If it is brown and poured over rice it is chili.....maybe...could be gravy made from left over bacon grease. You think it will make you fat??? NO PROBLEM! I will just PT you until your legs are wore off to the knee's and your arms to the elbow!!! ARE WE CLEAR??? WELL ARE WE??? GOOD! Close enough anyway! A premature welcome to "The Club"! SSG US Army 73-82 H/4/3 Ft. Ord Jul-Sep 1973 This We’ll Defend [/QUOTE]
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