A man hears a knock at his door and gets up to see who it is.
When he opens the door he sees a homeless man standing there and asks him what he wants.
The homeless man says he is looking for people needing odd jobs done for money.
The man says the homeless guy is in luck because it just so happens he was going to paint his porch later that day and he would be willing to pay him $50.00 if he did a good job.
To that the homeless man agrees and takes the paint and brushes and is excited to get started.
The man heads back into the house to tell his wife she will not have to pester him anymore to paint the porch and tells her the deal he worked out with the homeless man.
She says he is cheap and lazy and tells him to pay the man no matter how the job looks because they have a huge porch and it will surely take him all day to do it, The husband agrees and retires to the den to call friends and tell them about his good luck.
About an hour later there is a knock at the door again and the man figures the homeless guy has done part of the job and wants paid now and wants to come back later to finish.
He opens the door to find the homeless man standing there with paint all over him saying that he is done.
The man says that is impossible and the porch should have taken all day to paint.
The homeless man says, "You rich people have no idea how long a job takes to do, and don't even know what you have".
The homeless goes on to say, "you don't even have a Porsche it is a Cadillac." LOL