blonde moment!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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ok, i am not a blonde but have always been called an uncover blonde, and i know i tend to have plenty of blonde moments, and i am ok with that!! but i usually don't call attetntion to them, but even this one, i have to tell. enjoy the laugh!!

i wear contacts and have been since i was 13. (i am now 25). 2 days ago, i woke up to get ready for work at 6am, brushed my teeth, put on my contacts and took out my shampoo and conditioner to wash my hair. for some strange reason, i took out my contacts again. i started looking for them and could not find them in their case. as i began looking for them, i realized i could see clearly!! i yelled and jumped at the same time"oh my god it is a miracle, i can see without glasses or contacts!!!!" i was so excited that i got my 20/20 vision back that i was not going to wash my hair or put on make up. as i ran out the bathroom to tell my hubby, i felt something in my eye! i stopped, poked at my eye and "oh, i am wearing my contacts!!!!!" the icing on the cake was when i went to tell my hubby i flung my brush and hit the dressor. honestly, i thought that was so funny!!!

i know we all have our moments, what's yours???
 
lol i think your moment tops all the blonde moments :) lol this is a sign of clear consience
 
that's really funny, like you i'm not blond but acted like one,
i get made fun of all the freak-en time and i don't even no wut i did! lol
 
Im not blonde but i do have many blonde moments (what you did sounds like something i would do!!!) Actrully i didnt have my contacts in the one day and i thought i put htem in and i was like damn my eyes are much worse i need new contacts LOL!

one day at work they were talking about the snow and i said "it doesnt snow in the summer :)" they were like um?????
 
That is hilarious!! Good for you for laughing about it. EVERYONE has a blond moment now and then, it's just that not everyone admits it. I've had blond moments, and I'm a natural brunette. Share that story with your friends and I bet they will get a kick out of it and try to top it.
 
haha... you're goodxD
i cant remember any of moments lkike this but i had some similar:)
 
haha. kinda funny. we have all had our blonde moments. i am a brunette but i still have my moments too!
Mine is about my friend who is more blonde than me. And she was like Alaska is a country isn't it? And we are all like no, it's part of the United States which is a country. And she is like but it has a to be a country because it's not even by the rest of the states. it took us a long time to explain to her that it was a country.
 
I had a female roommate who was afraid of our gas heaters. so one day we were trying to figure out what we wanted to eat, and we realized we were going to have to cook. so I read the back of whatever food package I had and I told her to preheat the oven. She says "You know I'm not touching that thing." and I said "It's not a gas oven." and she said "well what the hell is it then?!!?!?" "It's an electric oven." and she looked at me and said "We have electricity here?!?!?" at the moment it kinda shocked me and so I started questioning myself. and I looked at her and I looked at the light fixture above our heads and I looked at her....and she says "Holy crap! I'm retarded."
 
I had a female roommate who was afraid of our gas heaters. so one day we were trying to figure out what we wanted to eat, and we realized we were going to have to cook. so I read the back of whatever food package I had and I told her to preheat the oven. She says "You know I'm not touching that thing." and I said "It's not a gas oven." and she said "well what the hell is it then?!!?!?" "It's an electric oven." and she looked at me and said "We have electricity here?!?!?" at the moment it kinda shocked me and so I started questioning myself. and I looked at her and I looked at the light fixture above our heads and I looked at her....and she says "Holy crap! I'm retarded."
 
On several occaisions I have asked people if they'd seen the remote for the television while I was unknowingly holding it in my hand...

Also, on several occaisions, I have wondered what was taking the toaster so long to toast my bread when the darn thing wasn't even plugged in... it usually takes me around 5-10 minutes to realize this...

I've looked for things for hours and ended up finding them in my pockets or somewhere else on my person... no joke... hours...

That's about it... I don't have blonde moments often... but when they strike they're pretty bad.
 
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