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<blockquote data-quote="Sidewinder" data-source="post: 2213615" data-attributes="member: 275657"><p>Reported by Captain Alexander Smith in The School of Venus.Circa 1716.</p><p></p><p>Nell Gwynn,lover and patron of King Charles II,on discovering a rival had been invited to the King's bed,entertained the woman to a pre-coital dinner where she doctored her meal with"physical ingredients".........The effect thereof had such an operation upon the harlot,when the King was caressing her in bed with the amorous sports of Venus,that a violent and sudden looseness obliged her ladyship to discharge her artillery.She made the King,as well as herself,in a most "lamentable pickle".</p><p></p><p>Oh,to have been a fly upon that particular wall.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sidewinder, post: 2213615, member: 275657"] Reported by Captain Alexander Smith in The School of Venus.Circa 1716. Nell Gwynn,lover and patron of King Charles II,on discovering a rival had been invited to the King's bed,entertained the woman to a pre-coital dinner where she doctored her meal with"physical ingredients".........The effect thereof had such an operation upon the harlot,when the King was caressing her in bed with the amorous sports of Venus,that a violent and sudden looseness obliged her ladyship to discharge her artillery.She made the King,as well as herself,in a most "lamentable pickle". Oh,to have been a fly upon that particular wall. [/QUOTE]
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