Can I get into the Jewish Conspiracy by hacking into Osama Bin Laden's PC?

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EdwardQPimpenhousen

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I am a member of Al Qaeda by the name of Abu Hamza. I was wondering if I would be able to convert to Judaism because Osama beats me all night long owing to my hilarious hook hand. It's just so appealing to him. I don't feel safe in my own cave anymore and so want to join the international Jewish conspiracy and live a life of jewgolds, kosher and cool hats. I think Osama may have some information on his terminal regarding the I.J.C so can anyone tell me away of getting my Science skill to 100 so I can hack it?
 
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