There was a bus going to Cleveland and there was a nun in it. The bus stopped to pick up a guy, and he was a hippy. The hippy sat next to the nun and said, "Hey baby want to have sex with me?" The nun slapped him across the face.
Well as the hippy got off at his bus stop, the bus driver said, "Hey I see that nun praying every night at that cemetery over there, if you go there dressed as God you could probably get her to have sex with you."
The hippy said thanks and got off the bus, then got dressed up like God with the robes and cream and powder and hid behind a grave in the graveyard. Well just as the bus driver said, the nun came to pray at around six thirty. The Hippy popped out from behind the grave and said, "I am God!"
The nun said, "Oh great and powerful one what can I do for you?"
The hippy said, "You must have sex with me."
So she did. Then the hippy jumped up and said, "Haha I am the hippy!"
And the nun jumped up and said, "Haha I am the bus driver!"
A woman is sitting in a restaurant when she notices that all the waiters have teaspoons in the breast pocket of their shirts..... Oh, wait a minute. I'm a man. Never mind.