Canine Flatulence: Paula Abdul Still Haunted By Chihuahua-Fart Demons

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There's a little less than a week to go before Bravo begins airing episodes of Hey Paula, the hotly anticipated reality show capturing the narcotized, eyebrow-waxing adventures of everyone's favorite eccentric Chihuahua lady, Paula Abdul. To hold you over, we offer a brief clip in which Access Hollywood host Billy Bush pays Paula a house call, impressively rattling off the names of several dozen of her rodent-sized companions, before The One They Call Tulip--famed patsy in the American Idol judge's recent nose-shattering mishap--trots onto his lap to deliver a virtuosic backwind concerto.
It's yet another pungent reminder of the abuse heaped upon her by her callous and lazy former publicist, who refused her request that he capture every one of those precious poodletoots in a mason jar for safekeeping, with an eye on possibly selling them on QVC when the hosting gigs eventually slow down.
  • Previously: A Deeper Understanding Of What Makes Paula Abdul Tick Just A Few Short Weeks Away [Defamer]
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