Christians! I've invented a faith-based vehicle! You interested?

CAustinIV

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So here's the deal: you send me about $20k, and I send you your new faith-based vehicle!

You won't be able to see it or otherwise objectively verify that you've received it, but I trust that you have sufficient faith to believe it's there.

Of course, it doesn't work like a conventional car - instead of getting inside, and pressing gas pedals and operating steering in a specific manner to maneuver to your destination, you simply telepathically communicate your desire to be at a particular place to it. In its own time, it will answer your request - usually in the form of providing you the strength to walk to your destination, but you do have to remember that it doesn't always answer 'yes.'

So I can sign you all up, right?
 
just because you believe us to be idiots doesnt make us idiots. no more than you thinking you are smart makes you smart.
 
Cool. I already sent you $20K, you can't see it or otherwise objectively verify that you received it but I trust that you have sufficient faith to believe that it is in your bank account. Go ahead and start buying stuff.
 
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