Christians, the Romans are about to crucify me. Are you going to worship me?

[Jack]

Pleeeeeease

 

[Linus]

Yes ....and we will call the religion......dorkism

 

[leila]

No. You are not the son of God.

 

[CharlesWallaceMurry]

call the cops

 

[angelina]

U need help!

 

[Chalcedonian]

Do you claim to be God the Son incarnate and the Messiah? Are you predicting that God the Father is going to raise you from the dead, never to die again, as a vindication of your claim?

If the answer to both questions is yes, AND THEN you get raised from the dead, then I might consider it. Until such time, NOPE.

 

[ShinigamitFACt]

I think they crucified Spartacus a few years previous to this...plus 6,000 other slaves ...along the Appian Way

 

[EdwardtheLess]

Dear Jack,

You're having a bad dream. Time to wake up from your little nap.

 

[CreationDetective]

Romans don't crucify anymore.

 

[KalleyD]

I'll tell you after 3 days

 

[Ryan]

No, unless I get free stuff