anyone have any?
i already know:
chuck norris makes onions cry,
"How many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbu-" BLAM. Roundhouse kick to the face.
I guess we'll never know.
any more?
Chuck Norris can touch the untouchables. (Only effective if u've seen the movie the Untouchables)
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
There are a ton of chuck norris jokes...
