chuck Norris jokes!!!!!?

[Arnulfo]

tell me Ur best chuck Norris jokes

chuck Norris doesn't have a hair on his balls.... cuz hair doesn't grow on steel
chuck norris taught a German shepherd how to bark in spanish
now its Ur turn

 

[nigrilaforever]

• Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[JuliaWolff]

mchammer found out the hard way that chuck norris can touch this

 

[itsao]

chuck norris taught a German shepherd how to bark in spanish
and squeal in agony
cos he could not find any sheep