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Conservatives and liberals w/ a sense of humor, which of these jokes are funny?
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<blockquote data-quote="ReaganlJeffersonianParty" data-source="post: 2231431" data-attributes="member: 779818"><p>A Fascist, A Communist, and Barack Obama walk into a bar for drinks. The bartender asks </p><p></p><p>"what will you have" the Communist says a "vodka on the rocks", the Fascist says "make that </p><p></p><p>two vodkas on the rocks", Barack Obama says "go ahead and make it three" the bartender looks </p><p></p><p>at Obama with a puzzled look on his face and says "Barack, things must not be going too well </p><p></p><p>for you too order three shots."</p><p></p><p>How come Barack Obama will only order food at drive-thru windows? Because he will only speak to </p><p></p><p>average Americans through microphones.</p><p></p><p>When do we celebrate Barack Obama's birthday? December 25th.</p><p></p><p>Why does Barack Obama always use teleprompters? Because he got used to using one while he </p><p></p><p>worked on the television show "Family Matters".</p><p></p><p>Why does Obama dislike the Bronx Bombers? Because he prefers the Pentagon Bombers.</p><p></p><p>Why did Mickey Mouse vote for Obama? For the cheese.</p><p></p><p>Where was Barack Obama born? Jerusalem.</p><p> </p><p>Who does Barack Obama think is the greatest person ever to live? Barack Obama.</p><p></p><p>The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.</p><p></p><p>Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day? It keeps your doctor away.</p><p></p><p>Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States? Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ReaganlJeffersonianParty, post: 2231431, member: 779818"] A Fascist, A Communist, and Barack Obama walk into a bar for drinks. The bartender asks "what will you have" the Communist says a "vodka on the rocks", the Fascist says "make that two vodkas on the rocks", Barack Obama says "go ahead and make it three" the bartender looks at Obama with a puzzled look on his face and says "Barack, things must not be going too well for you too order three shots." How come Barack Obama will only order food at drive-thru windows? Because he will only speak to average Americans through microphones. When do we celebrate Barack Obama's birthday? December 25th. Why does Barack Obama always use teleprompters? Because he got used to using one while he worked on the television show "Family Matters". Why does Obama dislike the Bronx Bombers? Because he prefers the Pentagon Bombers. Why did Mickey Mouse vote for Obama? For the cheese. Where was Barack Obama born? Jerusalem. Who does Barack Obama think is the greatest person ever to live? Barack Obama. The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance. Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day? It keeps your doctor away. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States? Jimmy Carter had laryngitis. [/QUOTE]
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