Conservatives: Can you explain why so many of you own "truck nuts?" What is the

Ted

Member
Everytime I see someone with a monster truck, I keep thinking "undersized man parts" or "repressed, self-loathing homosexual".
 

Mimi

Member
oh, those lameass things? Talk about trying too hard!
btw, quality women are likely to take off points or disqualify completely when they see somethin like that. I mean, why bother? There are plenty o men WITHOUT truck nuts to choose from!!
 
I have been driving 3/4-ton 4X4 trucks all my life because it is just plain necessary given the loads I pull and the work I do... but I won't put hockey pucks between the axle and the springs or put "lift kits" in 'em and I CERTAINLY would never, ever hang a pair of stupid-looking truck nuts on there. Dumbest thing I have ever seen.

P.S. It's mostly macho "I'm-a-MAN" types who do that around here, and they tend to vote Democrat if they vote at all.
 
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