With one of the longest last names, it's often amazing to think that MLB tailors can fit Yorvit Torrealba's entire last name onto the back of a jersey. After seeing the aftermath of this rundown on Wednesday night, the same goes for Seattle's Trayvon Robinson getting even more literal with the concept.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C:
Bud Norris, a blister and a Texas-sized 'stache
1st —*Mike J. "The Astros a Good Team? This Myth is BUSTED!"
2nd —*Vaffanculo. "Just another inch and I can do the comb-over."
3rd —*Anthony. "So that's what Lanny McDonald is doing now!"
HM —*Badac. "An Umpires wish comes true: My home-plate brush became a real boy!!"