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Customize Your iPhone With Your Own DNA [IPhone]
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<blockquote data-quote="Geek" data-source="post: 2013649" data-attributes="member: 246624"><p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/10/thumb160x_iPhone-wallpapers-spectral.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />As if my iPhone didn't have enough of my DNA in the form of grease fingerprints, dead skin cells, and other precious bodily fluids, now I can add some more of it in wallpaper form.</p><p></p><p> <img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/10/thumb160x_dna-sample.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />French DNA laboratory Helys can do it for you. It works like this: Pay $147 and they will send you a DNA sampling kit. Send them back your DNA, choose a preferred tonal range, and they will make your genetic print into pixel form. Two weeks later, you will receive a 320 x 480 pixel picture in your email.</p><p></p><p> Of course, what Helys is not telling you is that this is all part of a secret plan by the French government to have a record of all our DNA. And with it, they will create a mutant cheese that will kill everyone in the planet who is not French or drinks Vichy water. I warned you. Don't come back later whining about it when your arteries explode because of the killer mutant cheese. [<a href="http://www.helys.fr/catalog/product_info-iphone.php?products_id=92&language=en" target="_blank">Helys</a> via <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10373015-1.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave" target="_blank">CNET</a>]</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><a href="http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?p=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?p=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a><img src="http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2226" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/0/da" target="_blank"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/0/di" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a></p><p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/1/da" target="_blank"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/1/di" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a></p><p></p><p><a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:H0mrP-F8Qgo" target="_blank"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a> <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:yIl2AUoC8zA" target="_blank"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a> <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:D7DqB2pKExk" target="_blank"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:D7DqB2pKExk" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a> <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:V_sGLiPBpWU" target="_blank"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:V_sGLiPBpWU" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a></p><p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~4/opx00etlSZE" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Geek, post: 2013649, member: 246624"] [IMG]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/10/thumb160x_iPhone-wallpapers-spectral.jpg[/IMG]As if my iPhone didn't have enough of my DNA in the form of grease fingerprints, dead skin cells, and other precious bodily fluids, now I can add some more of it in wallpaper form. [IMG]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/10/thumb160x_dna-sample.jpg[/IMG]French DNA laboratory Helys can do it for you. It works like this: Pay $147 and they will send you a DNA sampling kit. Send them back your DNA, choose a preferred tonal range, and they will make your genetic print into pixel form. Two weeks later, you will receive a 320 x 480 pixel picture in your email. Of course, what Helys is not telling you is that this is all part of a secret plan by the French government to have a record of all our DNA. And with it, they will create a mutant cheese that will kill everyone in the planet who is not French or drinks Vichy water. I warned you. Don't come back later whining about it when your arteries explode because of the killer mutant cheese. [[URL="http://www.helys.fr/catalog/product_info-iphone.php?products_id=92&language=en"]Helys[/URL] via [URL="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10373015-1.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave"]CNET[/URL]] [URL="http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?p=1"][IMG]http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?p=1[/IMG][/URL][IMG]http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2226[/IMG][URL="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/0/da"][IMG]http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/0/di[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/1/da"][IMG]http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U86n3JLhFrj5URwN-9VgDk4gW9Q/1/di[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:H0mrP-F8Qgo"][IMG]http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:yIl2AUoC8zA"][IMG]http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:D7DqB2pKExk"][IMG]http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:D7DqB2pKExk[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:V_sGLiPBpWU"][IMG]http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=opx00etlSZE:uecm_JCAcPE:V_sGLiPBpWU[/IMG][/URL] [IMG]http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~4/opx00etlSZE[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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