As a proud Islamic Fundamentalist, I take pride in hitting white children. I run a Day-Care centre in the States, and with a last name like my own, it isn't exactly going well. It also doesn't help that the local paper did a piece on me, labelling me 'The Angel of Death' .
My day starts just like everyone else's. I wake up and go to feed my goats in their cages. I then continue my work on Anthrax production, and send samples to my neighbours. I then pray for three straight hours to my God. After this, I ask my seven children to poo in their containers; allowing me to inspect their diets. I do not approve of Westerns food, and so I eat their poo, to see if they've been eating that fattening crap. After I do my taste testing, I circulate the poos; so my children can acquire the same taste testing abilities I have; from testing their siblings poo. Because I eat several poos each morning, and do not approve of Tooth paste, it doesn't help my business.
Anyway, it all started last week. This one particular girl #23 (I don't know her actual name, I do not approve of names in my Day-care centre.) asked if she could go do a poo. I allowed her too, as long as she didn't flush, as is the rule in my centre. Other children came to me wanting to go to the toilet, and soon all of the seven stalls had been filled with poo. It was a busy morning, and I didn't have time to taste them all, so when another kid came to me, I told them to poo on my desk, near my computer - so I could type the results straight in. Anyway, three other kids did this till I had 4 poos on my desk. At the end of the day, #23's parent's wanted to talk to me, and they found me eating my third poo. I didn't notice my face had been smudged in it. I guess Western's don't approve of Poo-eating fundamentalist Islamic's who hit children.
How do I help my business?
My day starts just like everyone else's. I wake up and go to feed my goats in their cages. I then continue my work on Anthrax production, and send samples to my neighbours. I then pray for three straight hours to my God. After this, I ask my seven children to poo in their containers; allowing me to inspect their diets. I do not approve of Westerns food, and so I eat their poo, to see if they've been eating that fattening crap. After I do my taste testing, I circulate the poos; so my children can acquire the same taste testing abilities I have; from testing their siblings poo. Because I eat several poos each morning, and do not approve of Tooth paste, it doesn't help my business.
Anyway, it all started last week. This one particular girl #23 (I don't know her actual name, I do not approve of names in my Day-care centre.) asked if she could go do a poo. I allowed her too, as long as she didn't flush, as is the rule in my centre. Other children came to me wanting to go to the toilet, and soon all of the seven stalls had been filled with poo. It was a busy morning, and I didn't have time to taste them all, so when another kid came to me, I told them to poo on my desk, near my computer - so I could type the results straight in. Anyway, three other kids did this till I had 4 poos on my desk. At the end of the day, #23's parent's wanted to talk to me, and they found me eating my third poo. I didn't notice my face had been smudged in it. I guess Western's don't approve of Poo-eating fundamentalist Islamic's who hit children.
How do I help my business?