Blonde walks into a library and says 'Excuse me, can I have a cheeseburger and a small fries?'
The librarian says 'Um, I'm sorry, this is a library.
The blond realizes her mistake and says "Oh! I'm so sorry!" she lowers her voice "Can I have a cheeseburger and small fries please?" she whispers.
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a police officer was sitting in his patrol car late at night on a backroad when a sports car went flying by him. he gave chase but decided to follow the vehicle for about a mile. the vehicle swerved to the left and then to the right over and over again... left and right.
"gotta be drunk" the officer thought. so he proceeded to pull the vehicle over. sitting in the driver seat was a young blonde who was obviously very shaken and tense.
"everything alright miss?" he said.
"oh thank god you're here sir, help me i'm being attacked by all these trees!"
"Trees?"
"yes, they keep popping out at me. they're coming from the right so i swerve left, then they come from the left and i swerve right... oh god, you have to help me."
the confused officer looked into the vehicle, saw the rear view mirror... chuckled a bit and said "ma'am, that's your air freshner."
The librarian says 'Um, I'm sorry, this is a library.
The blond realizes her mistake and says "Oh! I'm so sorry!" she lowers her voice "Can I have a cheeseburger and small fries please?" she whispers.
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a police officer was sitting in his patrol car late at night on a backroad when a sports car went flying by him. he gave chase but decided to follow the vehicle for about a mile. the vehicle swerved to the left and then to the right over and over again... left and right.
"gotta be drunk" the officer thought. so he proceeded to pull the vehicle over. sitting in the driver seat was a young blonde who was obviously very shaken and tense.
"everything alright miss?" he said.
"oh thank god you're here sir, help me i'm being attacked by all these trees!"
"Trees?"
"yes, they keep popping out at me. they're coming from the right so i swerve left, then they come from the left and i swerve right... oh god, you have to help me."
the confused officer looked into the vehicle, saw the rear view mirror... chuckled a bit and said "ma'am, that's your air freshner."