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Do I need to waste money on an attorney or will this be laughed out of court?
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<blockquote data-quote="ClifB" data-source="post: 2380321" data-attributes="member: 820085"><p>I have been divorced for over 25 years and marrying any one ever again has never been in my plans. Something I have never tried to hide. I figure if I made this far without a wife, I can make it to the grave.</p><p></p><p>The problem started at a Halloween Party at my house last Saturday, my girlfriend got really drunk. For the next 4 hours her became a royal pain wanting me to marry her.</p><p></p><p>So to shut her up I had my next door neighbor get in on the joke. He is from Guatemala and speaks perfect Spanish. The fact that he came to the party dressed as a priest did not hurt either. This is where I got the idea for the joke.</p><p></p><p>Anyway we downloaded some information from the Internet and he translated to Spanish. We made a certificate that swore her in as the President of the United States (in Spanish). The as she got drunker (I only had 2 beers all night because it was my party and someone had to stay sober) he got us together and we had a ceremony in Spanish of course.</p><p></p><p>We told her it was a wedding but in reality she is now the president of the US. </p><p></p><p>Her first clue should have we were married by a priest and neither one of us are catholic. </p><p>The second clue should be to ask “Why would a priest come to my party dressed as a priest?”</p><p>The third clue is "SHE KNOWS THIS GUY IS MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR WHO OWNS A DRYWALL COMPANY" “The closest he is to being a priest is he is Catholic.</p><p></p><p>I believe we live in one of the few states where a dry waller does not have the authority to marry some one. But I could be wrong.</p><p></p><p>So anyway everyone at the party got the joke. But this week she goes out and actually found a sleaze bag ambulance chasing lawyer who told her she has a case. He called and I thought she was trying to set me up for a revenge joke. Only this lawyer turns out to be real. And according to him she wants a settlement of one my houses that I rent out to make this go away. “Not going to happen.”</p><p></p><p>There are a lot more details but this is to how this got blown out of proportion but for the most part I think she just wants money and wants to move on.</p><p></p><p>My question is “Do I need to waste a couple thousand dollars on an attorney or will this be laughed out of court, if it ever gets that far?” In any outcome I am finished with her.</p><p> </p><p>Can anyone else see the joke? And I know our society has sunk you a low but could she really have a case? I am still laughing. I just wish we had a video camera. This would be great on You Tube</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ClifB, post: 2380321, member: 820085"] I have been divorced for over 25 years and marrying any one ever again has never been in my plans. Something I have never tried to hide. I figure if I made this far without a wife, I can make it to the grave. The problem started at a Halloween Party at my house last Saturday, my girlfriend got really drunk. For the next 4 hours her became a royal pain wanting me to marry her. So to shut her up I had my next door neighbor get in on the joke. He is from Guatemala and speaks perfect Spanish. The fact that he came to the party dressed as a priest did not hurt either. This is where I got the idea for the joke. Anyway we downloaded some information from the Internet and he translated to Spanish. We made a certificate that swore her in as the President of the United States (in Spanish). The as she got drunker (I only had 2 beers all night because it was my party and someone had to stay sober) he got us together and we had a ceremony in Spanish of course. We told her it was a wedding but in reality she is now the president of the US. Her first clue should have we were married by a priest and neither one of us are catholic. The second clue should be to ask “Why would a priest come to my party dressed as a priest?” The third clue is "SHE KNOWS THIS GUY IS MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR WHO OWNS A DRYWALL COMPANY" “The closest he is to being a priest is he is Catholic. I believe we live in one of the few states where a dry waller does not have the authority to marry some one. But I could be wrong. So anyway everyone at the party got the joke. But this week she goes out and actually found a sleaze bag ambulance chasing lawyer who told her she has a case. He called and I thought she was trying to set me up for a revenge joke. Only this lawyer turns out to be real. And according to him she wants a settlement of one my houses that I rent out to make this go away. “Not going to happen.” There are a lot more details but this is to how this got blown out of proportion but for the most part I think she just wants money and wants to move on. My question is “Do I need to waste a couple thousand dollars on an attorney or will this be laughed out of court, if it ever gets that far?” In any outcome I am finished with her. Can anyone else see the joke? And I know our society has sunk you a low but could she really have a case? I am still laughing. I just wish we had a video camera. This would be great on You Tube [/QUOTE]
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