Do they offer couples counseling for married folks who own a handheld shower

That's just like you to take over the shower massager after you broke the hose attachment for the vacuum. What's next, the pistons in the car engine. Shame on you.
 
Ah, Tim, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but you got the shower head stuck in my rectum.

*cries*
 
at least one of you is getting satisfied!!

I'm pretty sure it's not the person it should be!!
 
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