LaurenAdams
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Any otter funny jokes like this 1?
This is not a true story lol
Ok, it takes place in Sunday school. There's a girl who fell asleep. The teacher asked her a question:
" Who created the universe?"
Well, a boy behind her tried 2 wake her up by stabbing her butt with a pen. It hurts so much she screams:
" HOLY LORD!"
the teacher asked another question
" Who is our Lord in savior?"
The boy stabs her again and she screams:
" JESUS CHRIST!"
then the next question was:
" What did eve say 2 Adam when they were making love?"
Well, the boy stabs her again, and this time, she screams:
" If u poke me with that again, I swear to god I will break it in half and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ***!!!"
Also:
There's a blond brunette and a red head. The police r after them. They hide in a barn. They rag hide in a potato sack. The cops come in. The brunette says " Meow meow" so the cops think it's a cat. Te red head says " Moo Moo" and they think it's a Coe. But, the blond says: " Potatoes potatoes!"
This is not a true story lol
Ok, it takes place in Sunday school. There's a girl who fell asleep. The teacher asked her a question:
" Who created the universe?"
Well, a boy behind her tried 2 wake her up by stabbing her butt with a pen. It hurts so much she screams:
" HOLY LORD!"
the teacher asked another question
" Who is our Lord in savior?"
The boy stabs her again and she screams:
" JESUS CHRIST!"
then the next question was:
" What did eve say 2 Adam when they were making love?"
Well, the boy stabs her again, and this time, she screams:
" If u poke me with that again, I swear to god I will break it in half and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ***!!!"
Also:
There's a blond brunette and a red head. The police r after them. They hide in a barn. They rag hide in a potato sack. The cops come in. The brunette says " Meow meow" so the cops think it's a cat. Te red head says " Moo Moo" and they think it's a Coe. But, the blond says: " Potatoes potatoes!"