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<blockquote data-quote="Lol" data-source="post: 1697262" data-attributes="member: 219431">1 liked 5,6,7,10 lol,16 =),17 lol ,19, 22,23, 24,27 lol!!!!I got some A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work. I tried to put my head together but now my body os falling apart!!He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, &quot;Yes, but not right now.&quot;My watch is three hours fast, and I can&#039;t fix it. So I&#039;m going to move to New York.I like to reminisce with people I don&#039;t know.I like to skate on the other side of the ice.I&#039;m so hyper . . . [Said with a very dull voice.]If you can&#039;t hear me, it&#039;s because I&#039;m in parentheses.Four years ago . . . No, it was yesterday. Today I . . . No, that wasn&#039;t me. Sometimes I . . . No, I don&#039;t.Is it weird in here, or is it just me?A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, &quot;Wish you were here.&quot;Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.I&#039;m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn&#039;t pay for it.I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, &quot;Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.&quot; I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, &quot;E6&quot;.It&#039;s a small world, but I wouldn&#039;t want to have to paint it.Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.You can&#039;t have everything. Where would you put it?I have the world&#039;s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world . . . Perhaps you&#039;ve seen it.I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, &quot;Have you got anything I&#039;d like?&quot; Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, &quot;Extra medium.&quot;I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.I couldn&#039;t find the remote control to the remote control.I invented the cordless extension cord.Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, &quot;Hello?&quot; And I said, &quot;Hello, could I speak to Joey?&quot;... They said, &quot;Uh... I don&#039;t think so... he&#039;s only 2 months old.&quot; I said, &quot;I&#039;ll wait.&quot;I&#039;m writing an unauthorized autobiographyMy girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said, &quot;the whole time.&quot;My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she&#039;s asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.So I figured I&#039;d leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing. We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn&#039;t into meditating and she wasn&#039;t really into being alive. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date.They say we&#039;re 98% water. We&#039;re that close to drowning... [Picks up his glass of water from the stool...] I like to live on the edge...If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Lol, post: 1697262, member: 219431"] 1 liked 5,6,7,10 lol,16 =),17 lol ,19, 22,23, 24,27 lol!!!! I got some A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work. I tried to put my head together but now my body os falling apart!! He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now." My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York. I like to reminisce with people I don't know. I like to skate on the other side of the ice. I'm so hyper . . . [Said with a very dull voice.] If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. Four years ago . . . No, it was yesterday. Today I . . . No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I . . . No, I don't. Is it weird in here, or is it just me? A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn't pay for it. I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world . . . Perhaps you've seen it. I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil. I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. I invented the cordless extension cord. Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" And I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said, "the whole time." My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. So I figured I'd leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing. We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date. They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning... [Picks up his glass of water from the stool...] I like to live on the edge... If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? [/QUOTE]

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