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<blockquote data-quote="MariahThomson" data-source="post: 2557663" data-attributes="member: 871033"><p>don't work out.? I am sooo adorable. I am a freakin’ Adonis, a good kisser, and am superior to Brad Pitt in so many ways, including my ability to open bags of Doritos. I have no social diseases, am incensed by giraffes, and can spell pretty well. I know one of the longest words in the English language and can ask for a beer in German. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I can make eggs and have a hot air popcorn popper. My favorite word is crepuscular, which refers to animals that are active at dusk. I use the Latin word for belly button because I am totally grossed out by those words. I am temporarily obsessed with yams.</p><p></p><p>In short, I am a total catch.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MariahThomson, post: 2557663, member: 871033"] don't work out.? I am sooo adorable. I am a freakin’ Adonis, a good kisser, and am superior to Brad Pitt in so many ways, including my ability to open bags of Doritos. I have no social diseases, am incensed by giraffes, and can spell pretty well. I know one of the longest words in the English language and can ask for a beer in German. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I can make eggs and have a hot air popcorn popper. My favorite word is crepuscular, which refers to animals that are active at dusk. I use the Latin word for belly button because I am totally grossed out by those words. I am temporarily obsessed with yams. In short, I am a total catch. [/QUOTE]
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