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<blockquote data-quote="&lt;3MetroStation&lt;3" data-source="post: 276308" data-attributes="member: 125061"><p>Religion is the number 1 laughable subject!!! Check this...God is fully documented in the Bible walking around and stepping hard on this Earth among his chosen people... THE BIBLE GOD IS THE DIVINE DESIGNER AND CREATOR OF HUMAN SH*T, but for some reason only known to God he freaks out at the sight of human excrement…!!! He reminds me of Dracula freaking out at the sight of garlic!Deuteronomy 23:13-14 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. For the Lord your GOD MOVES ABOUT in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.God may hate to step on human feces, but he is all out to MAKE YOU EAT A MEAL PREPARED WITH HUMAN SH*T in full view of the public!!! PRAISE THE LORD…! Amen? No small wonder because the Bible God MAKES YOU EAT YOUR OWN CHILDREN FOR DINNER, TOO! How bizarre can he get?Ezekiel 4:12 (King James Version)And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight* (*Not in private, but in public and in broad daylight! Private Night Clubs are of the Devil!). Malachi 2:3 (KJV) Behold, I* (*God) will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.Can you imagine the face of God’s chosen people anointed with STINKY SH*T??? It is clearly stated that the Bible God gets so much into SCAT fetishes that it is no joke! To proclaim openly that his “chosen†people will have dung smeared on their faces is more than any decent human being can stomach… especially if the enemies of God’s chosen people get to see you! Hey maybe they will die laughing and that will kill them!!!This is just more proof that the Bible was written by some religious perverts high on some illegal substance... And the Christians still want the kids in public schools to read the Holy Bible??? It breaks my heart! How immoral can the Christians get??? They are hiding from the public knowledge the Bible references about God's mania to smear your face with human excrement so they can get the Bible approved for Public School reading!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="<3MetroStation<3, post: 276308, member: 125061"] Religion is the number 1 laughable subject!!! Check this...God is fully documented in the Bible walking around and stepping hard on this Earth among his chosen people... THE BIBLE GOD IS THE DIVINE DESIGNER AND CREATOR OF HUMAN SH*T, but for some reason only known to God he freaks out at the sight of human excrement…!!! He reminds me of Dracula freaking out at the sight of garlic!Deuteronomy 23:13-14 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. For the Lord your GOD MOVES ABOUT in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.God may hate to step on human feces, but he is all out to MAKE YOU EAT A MEAL PREPARED WITH HUMAN SH*T in full view of the public!!! PRAISE THE LORD…! Amen? No small wonder because the Bible God MAKES YOU EAT YOUR OWN CHILDREN FOR DINNER, TOO! How bizarre can he get?Ezekiel 4:12 (King James Version)And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight* (*Not in private, but in public and in broad daylight! Private Night Clubs are of the Devil!). Malachi 2:3 (KJV) Behold, I* (*God) will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.Can you imagine the face of God’s chosen people anointed with STINKY SH*T??? It is clearly stated that the Bible God gets so much into SCAT fetishes that it is no joke! To proclaim openly that his “chosen†people will have dung smeared on their faces is more than any decent human being can stomach… especially if the enemies of God’s chosen people get to see you! Hey maybe they will die laughing and that will kill them!!!This is just more proof that the Bible was written by some religious perverts high on some illegal substance... And the Christians still want the kids in public schools to read the Holy Bible??? It breaks my heart! How immoral can the Christians get??? They are hiding from the public knowledge the Bible references about God's mania to smear your face with human excrement so they can get the Bible approved for Public School reading! [/QUOTE]
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