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<blockquote data-quote="MAXimback" data-source="post: 1620640" data-attributes="member: 628213">summer of 1960, and Fred? Conan Member since: 01 February 2009 Total points: 2298 (Level 3) Add to My Contacts&nbsp;Block User&nbsp;Add to My Contacts&nbsp;Block User&nbsp;Open QuestionShow me another » Do you think this joke has a future..It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred?had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.&#039;Oh, come on in!&#039; Peggy Sue&#039;s mother said as she welcomed Fred in. &#039;Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?&#039;&#039;Iced tea, please,&#039; Fred said. Mum brought the iced tea.&#039;So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?&#039; she asked.&#039;Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...&#039;&#039;Peggy likes to screw, you know,&#039; Mum informed him.&#039;Really?&#039; Fred replied; eyebrows rose.&#039;Oh yes,&#039; the mother continued, &#039;When she goes out with her friends, that&#039;s all they do!&#039;&#039;Is that so?&#039; asked Fred,. &#039;Yes,&#039; said the mother. &#039;As a matter of fact, she&#039;d screw all night if we let her!&#039;&#039;Well, thanks for the tip!&#039; Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.A moment later, Peggy Sue came d own the stairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.&#039;Have fun, kids!&#039; the mother said as they left.Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.&#039;The Twist, Mum!&#039; she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.&#039;The dance is called the Twist!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MAXimback, post: 1620640, member: 628213"] summer of 1960, and Fred? Conan Member since: 01 February 2009 Total points: 2298 (Level 3) Add to My Contacts Block User Add to My Contacts Block User Open QuestionShow me another » Do you think this joke has a future..It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred? had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?' 'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mum brought the iced tea. 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked. 'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...' 'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mum informed him. 'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose. 'Oh yes,' the mother continued, 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!' 'Is that so?' asked Fred,. 'Yes,' said the mother. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!' 'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue came d own the stairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred. 'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. 'The Twist, Mum!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. 'The dance is called the Twist! [/QUOTE]

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