So I'm writing a ebook to work as competition to Catcher In The Rye (in vulgarity, ease of reading, and more in tune with today's people), and I want to read the introduction, but does it have one? Where can I read it without having to find a copy of the book?
Is the intro written by Holden or J.D?
P.S. This is the intro I plan for my book what do you think about that?: ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THAT’S WRONG WITH IT
By (None Of Your Business Yahoo!)
Dear Reader,
Thank you so much or taking to the time to read this book or even downloading it onto your reading device. I wish to say a little something to you all before starting this book: I am a thirteen year old boy, but like most of you I live on the planet Earth, which is a cage for over six billion insane creatures that call themselves Humans. As I have grown up (which I still have a lot to do) I have seen our country fall off the edge that I call the 90’s and now we splattered on the 2000 floor. No we have to get our asses up and walk across the dirty bottom until we reach the other side so we can climb back to the top! Because, our stupid bitches that run this country have been able to make it so that we don’t have any bridges to cross!
And I’m gonna start my book already, because it’s really good and you’re gonna like it. So, imagine I’m wearing a red outfit, and maybe even a red top hat with a single red feather at the top. I am holding a whip which is nothing compared to my writing, and I stand on the stage before you and all others who read this book.
“Ladies and gentlemen…, and flamboyant gentlemen, boys and girls..., and flamboyant boys, and children of all ages, Welcome, to the bitchiest book on Earth, and I’ve only got one thing to say: “Eat your heart out Holden because this bitch right here is locked and loaded!”.
Is the intro written by Holden or J.D?
P.S. This is the intro I plan for my book what do you think about that?: ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THAT’S WRONG WITH IT
By (None Of Your Business Yahoo!)
Dear Reader,
Thank you so much or taking to the time to read this book or even downloading it onto your reading device. I wish to say a little something to you all before starting this book: I am a thirteen year old boy, but like most of you I live on the planet Earth, which is a cage for over six billion insane creatures that call themselves Humans. As I have grown up (which I still have a lot to do) I have seen our country fall off the edge that I call the 90’s and now we splattered on the 2000 floor. No we have to get our asses up and walk across the dirty bottom until we reach the other side so we can climb back to the top! Because, our stupid bitches that run this country have been able to make it so that we don’t have any bridges to cross!
And I’m gonna start my book already, because it’s really good and you’re gonna like it. So, imagine I’m wearing a red outfit, and maybe even a red top hat with a single red feather at the top. I am holding a whip which is nothing compared to my writing, and I stand on the stage before you and all others who read this book.
“Ladies and gentlemen…, and flamboyant gentlemen, boys and girls..., and flamboyant boys, and children of all ages, Welcome, to the bitchiest book on Earth, and I’ve only got one thing to say: “Eat your heart out Holden because this bitch right here is locked and loaded!”.