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<blockquote data-quote="GeeWally" data-source="post: 2763614" data-attributes="member: 763034">Sarah isn&#039;t famous for being the sharpest tool on the workbench. I&#039;m not one to kiss and tell but I got to tell you about the time Sarah and I were on the cheatin side of town. In the middle of our lovemaking I asked, why won’t you kiss me? She started screaming, are you kidding me? I shouldn&#039;t even be doing this! Later on we were snuggling when she asked, do you want to hear some neat trivia? Sure, what do you got? Well, she began, that band Ten Thousand Maniacs only has five band members. Wow, nothing gets by my babe, came my faux reply.About two in the morning I woke up to Sarah making horsey noises. I turned on the lamp and asked, what the H are you doing? She said, my daddy said that a man wants a lady in the day and a horse at night. I said no sweetheart, I&#039;m sure your daddy said a lady in the day and a whore at night.No, said Sarah looking confused, I&#039;m sure he said a horse at night. I rolled over and went back to sleep while Sarah continued with her horsey sounds.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="GeeWally, post: 2763614, member: 763034"] Sarah isn't famous for being the sharpest tool on the workbench. I'm not one to kiss and tell but I got to tell you about the time Sarah and I were on the cheatin side of town. In the middle of our lovemaking I asked, why won’t you kiss me? She started screaming, are you kidding me? I shouldn't even be doing this! Later on we were snuggling when she asked, do you want to hear some neat trivia? Sure, what do you got? Well, she began, that band Ten Thousand Maniacs only has five band members. Wow, nothing gets by my babe, came my faux reply. About two in the morning I woke up to Sarah making horsey noises. I turned on the lamp and asked, what the H are you doing? She said, my daddy said that a man wants a lady in the day and a horse at night. I said no sweetheart, I'm sure your daddy said a lady in the day and a whore at night. No, said Sarah looking confused, I'm sure he said a horse at night. I rolled over and went back to sleep while Sarah continued with her horsey sounds. [/QUOTE]

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