Jackthe'Nole
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Women, which of these persons would you rather take with you to a tropical island for a week?
1) A 6' 4'' former Navy SEAL who was awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor for his bravery under fire. He now teaches chemistry at a local university--he got his Ph. D. after leaving the service. He has a few scars on his hairy chest and has sparkling blue eyes, tan skin, and dark black hair. He lives on the beach and maintains his near-perfect physique by walking his dog down the beach and swimming a few miles every day. He inherited millions of dollars from his parents and spends his spare time helping needy children. In the Navy he earned money on the side by being an underwear model, but was asked to retire because his genitalia was too big and became a distraction for the people at the fashion shows.
2) A self-proclaimed vulture businessman who lives the life of a Yuppy in Manhattan. Drives fast cars and never lets anyone get in his way. Makes his money as a corporate raider. Loves to throw fancy cocktail parties with local celebrities in attendance. Is not considered attractive and cannot maintain an erection on his own (because of the stress) but does take Viagra. Says things like, "Life is great....especially when you are me." Loves to spend all night talking about politics and philosophy and other things he feels he is an authority on.
3) A successful woman who likes to bash men and has a long tongue. She's bicurious.
1) A 6' 4'' former Navy SEAL who was awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor for his bravery under fire. He now teaches chemistry at a local university--he got his Ph. D. after leaving the service. He has a few scars on his hairy chest and has sparkling blue eyes, tan skin, and dark black hair. He lives on the beach and maintains his near-perfect physique by walking his dog down the beach and swimming a few miles every day. He inherited millions of dollars from his parents and spends his spare time helping needy children. In the Navy he earned money on the side by being an underwear model, but was asked to retire because his genitalia was too big and became a distraction for the people at the fashion shows.
2) A self-proclaimed vulture businessman who lives the life of a Yuppy in Manhattan. Drives fast cars and never lets anyone get in his way. Makes his money as a corporate raider. Loves to throw fancy cocktail parties with local celebrities in attendance. Is not considered attractive and cannot maintain an erection on his own (because of the stress) but does take Viagra. Says things like, "Life is great....especially when you are me." Loves to spend all night talking about politics and philosophy and other things he feels he is an authority on.
3) A successful woman who likes to bash men and has a long tongue. She's bicurious.