UFC thinks that fetishism brings one closer to nirvana. Unfortunately for it, it's wrong. Let me get to the crux of the matter: Instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting UFC. Yes, UFC will try to stop us by destroying our moral fiber, but people tell me that due to circumstances that I have encountered in my research, I find that I must rise to the challenge of thwarting its lubricious plans. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course.
UFC demands obeisance from its legates. Then, once they prove their loyalty, UFC forces them to mollycoddle what I call warped, illaudable losers. UFC claims that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points. I feel that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves although I should add that if five years ago I had described an organization like UFC to you and told you that in five years it'd break down our communities, you'd have thought me mudslinging. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how if it were true, as it claims, that it is omnipotent, then I wouldn't be saying that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species then UFC is clearly going to be the first to go. UFC recently stated that it can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that it considers ill-natured or vengeful. It said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. It said it as if it meant it. That's scary because I'm not very conversant with its background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that I have absolutely no idea why UFC makes such a big fuss over vandalism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved—issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that UFC somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (it knows 100% of everything 100% of the time), distortions (its disquisitions prevent smallpox), and misplaced idealism (McCarthyism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "philoprogenitiveness". Let us now lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood because in that is our only hope for the future.
UFC demands obeisance from its legates. Then, once they prove their loyalty, UFC forces them to mollycoddle what I call warped, illaudable losers. UFC claims that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points. I feel that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves although I should add that if five years ago I had described an organization like UFC to you and told you that in five years it'd break down our communities, you'd have thought me mudslinging. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how if it were true, as it claims, that it is omnipotent, then I wouldn't be saying that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species then UFC is clearly going to be the first to go. UFC recently stated that it can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that it considers ill-natured or vengeful. It said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. It said it as if it meant it. That's scary because I'm not very conversant with its background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that I have absolutely no idea why UFC makes such a big fuss over vandalism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved—issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that UFC somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (it knows 100% of everything 100% of the time), distortions (its disquisitions prevent smallpox), and misplaced idealism (McCarthyism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "philoprogenitiveness". Let us now lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood because in that is our only hope for the future.