Mr_Curiosity
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here's two examples:
3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."
An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman find a magic slide and learn that whatever they shout on the way down,they will land in at the bottom.
The Englishman gets to the top of the ladders and speeds down the slide screaming "money!". He lands in a pile of millions of pounds worth of 20 pound notes.
The Scot slides down and shouts "whiskey" he land on top of barrels upon barrels of the finest Scotch Whiskey.
The Irishman gets to the top of the slide quickly and on the way down shouts at the top of his voice "weeeee!!"
So the punchline for the scot is that they hate the english, the irish is that they are stupid, but what is it for the english in these type of jokes?
and do you have an exmple of one of these jokes where the punchline insults the english?
3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."
An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman find a magic slide and learn that whatever they shout on the way down,they will land in at the bottom.
The Englishman gets to the top of the ladders and speeds down the slide screaming "money!". He lands in a pile of millions of pounds worth of 20 pound notes.
The Scot slides down and shouts "whiskey" he land on top of barrels upon barrels of the finest Scotch Whiskey.
The Irishman gets to the top of the slide quickly and on the way down shouts at the top of his voice "weeeee!!"
So the punchline for the scot is that they hate the english, the irish is that they are stupid, but what is it for the english in these type of jokes?
and do you have an exmple of one of these jokes where the punchline insults the english?