Followers of Christ: Does it worry you that Jesus is a zombie? Or do you...

[mGoodiesm]

...feel protected in any way by this? From the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

Thank you for your mature and respectful answers.

 

[NoChanceWithoutJesus]

Why should I offer you a muture respectful answer, when your question was neither

 

[Batty]

Fundies are all protected in from the Zombie apocalypse as they lack the one fundamental thing that all zombies crave.....

BRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSS!!

 

[TofuIzbeast]

For a real answer, you need to review the very earliest Christian texts. The Gospel of Franken is said to be the most genuine of the five gospels, and is the only one said to contain the actual words as spoken by Jesus.

Unfortunately, as it consists of twenty pages of "Brains....brains....Brains!..." it was left out when the Bible was canonized in the 4th century AD.

 

[okahowabout12e21e2012]

What are you even talking about?

 

[Gabbylittleangel1]

Zombies are a product of the occult and Hollywood, and have nothing to do with the redemptive work of God through the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ.

You're welcome.