Give me an example of surreal humour?

cherish_life

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idk what that means but i can tell you a funny joke.
There was this blonde who was tired of being dumb because of her hair color. She decides to dye and cut her hair. She jumps into her comfortable and drives down the country road.
She sees a heard of sheep on a farm. She gets out to ask the leader of the herd if she would be up for a proposition. The leader says yes and the girl says she would like to have one sheep if she can guess how many sheep there are. The sheep leader agrees. Umm...323 sheep the girl says. "WOW" your right. Go ahead and take the sheep i agreed to give you. The girl carefully choose one and started to walk to her car. Now i have a propostion for you the leader said. The girl said "What is it?" hesitantly. If i can guess your natural hair color can i have my dog back?
 
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Why did the elephant sit on a marshmellow?

So that it wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
 
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