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<blockquote data-quote="striversmith" data-source="post: 2280202" data-attributes="member: 794466"><p><span style="color: #333333">During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: </span></p><p> <span style="color: #333333">"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" </span></p><p> <span style="color: #333333">Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." </span></p><p> <span style="color: #333333">The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part." </span></p><p> <span style="color: #333333">Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." </span></p><p> <span style="color: #333333">The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." </span></p><p> <span style="color: #333333">And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="striversmith, post: 2280202, member: 794466"] [COLOR=#333333]During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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