JosephAldo
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I found these funny quotations on some random surfing website. Tell me which one is your favorite!
"School is supposed to be a safe place. That's when I open my new Geometry set and find an arsenal of weapons."
Arnold: Math is so confusing. Why can't you divide by zero?
Claire. Because you can't divide by "nothing", you silly fool. It's impossible.
Arnold: You wanna know what else is impossible?
Claire: What?
Arnold: You passing your English exam with those double negatives in your grammar!
**and the battle between Math and English continues...
"I hate the way teenagers talk. Like, seriously."
"If you go to jail, don't drop the soap. Ever. When in doubt, drop the shampoo. I'm pretty sure they'll let you pick it up safely. But then again, I've never tried it before, so it's just a theory."
Ken: I'm so brave. Today, I ate a live grasshopper.
Lindsay: Oh really? That's cool. Hey, wanna go to Green Goods and order some spinach ravioli with pureed broccoli?
Ken: Ew, no. I have my limits too, you know.
"School is supposed to be a safe place. That's when I open my new Geometry set and find an arsenal of weapons."
Arnold: Math is so confusing. Why can't you divide by zero?
Claire. Because you can't divide by "nothing", you silly fool. It's impossible.
Arnold: You wanna know what else is impossible?
Claire: What?
Arnold: You passing your English exam with those double negatives in your grammar!
**and the battle between Math and English continues...
"I hate the way teenagers talk. Like, seriously."
"If you go to jail, don't drop the soap. Ever. When in doubt, drop the shampoo. I'm pretty sure they'll let you pick it up safely. But then again, I've never tried it before, so it's just a theory."
Ken: I'm so brave. Today, I ate a live grasshopper.
Lindsay: Oh really? That's cool. Hey, wanna go to Green Goods and order some spinach ravioli with pureed broccoli?
Ken: Ew, no. I have my limits too, you know.