help I have a massive problemo!!?

[commonsenseless]

Help! I messed up and spilled cake all over my past and now the rich people are coming to destroy my life!

I spent the 4 bucks I had on cheese!!

Anyway I need a good place to move. I have ruled out san francisco (I'm afraid of bridges.) Please help me increase my points on yahoo answers. Best question gets 10 points. Jokes welcome.

 

[Crysta C]

Sounds like you're in a pickle! lol
Try Intercourse, Pennsylvania...unless you're scared of that too. lol

 

[TheOutsiders12766]

Oh, my gosh!
Try the grocery store. Keep your food problems in a closed environment!

 

[Silver]

2 Jews walk into a bar.

Achmed, no.

What? You don't let Jews into your bar? You racist bastard.

I recommend you move to a bar.