One of my friends wants to challenge me in a rap battle and I am not very musically inclined. I'm looking for help in writing a freestyle rap. Here are some things that I would like to include: His name is Erich, his nickname is Big Bird, he is tall, lanky, skinny, and goofy, he always buys food for us (especially pizza) and we all mooch off of him, he went to a catholic high school but is a different religion, he drives an old diesel Volkswagen, and he is terrible at sports. Thanks for the help.