I was in bed with a Blind girl and she said that I had the biggest penis she ever laid her hands on
I said " You're pulling my leg
An old lady is being examined by the Doctor He asks have you ever been bedridden ?
She says " Yes and I've been table ended and back scuttled a few times"
Went for a routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my bum ! Do you think I should change my dentist?
I was explaining to my wife that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature She said " I wolud like to come back as a cow " I said " Your obviously not listening "
Under new E.U law the word " gyppo" is no longer politically correct They have to be called ( caravan utilising nomadic travelrs ) or C.*.N.T.S for short
Doctors have identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after its been eating Its called wedding cake
I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you She said " Is that you or the beer talking ?" I replied " Its me talking to the beer "
I phoned the wife from the A&E and said " I don't want to panic you but that new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't working right "
I said " You're pulling my leg
An old lady is being examined by the Doctor He asks have you ever been bedridden ?
She says " Yes and I've been table ended and back scuttled a few times"
Went for a routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my bum ! Do you think I should change my dentist?
I was explaining to my wife that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature She said " I wolud like to come back as a cow " I said " Your obviously not listening "
Under new E.U law the word " gyppo" is no longer politically correct They have to be called ( caravan utilising nomadic travelrs ) or C.*.N.T.S for short
Doctors have identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after its been eating Its called wedding cake
I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you She said " Is that you or the beer talking ?" I replied " Its me talking to the beer "
I phoned the wife from the A&E and said " I don't want to panic you but that new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't working right "