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<blockquote data-quote="plumber" data-source="post: 2709955" data-attributes="member: 663618">I was in bed with a Blind girl and she said that I had the biggest penis she ever laid her hands on I said &quot; You&#039;re pulling my legAn old lady is being examined by the Doctor He asks have you ever been bedridden ?She says &quot; Yes and I&#039;ve been table ended and back scuttled a few times&quot;Went for a routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my bum ! Do you think I should change my dentist?I was explaining to my wife that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature She said &quot; I wolud like to come back as a cow &quot; I said &quot; Your obviously not listening &quot;Under new E.U law the word &quot; gyppo&quot; is no longer politically correct They have to be called ( caravan utilising nomadic travelrs ) or C.*.N.T.S for shortDoctors have identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after its been eating&nbsp; Its called wedding cake I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you She said &quot; Is that you or the beer talking ?&quot; I replied &quot; Its me talking to the beer &quot;I phoned the wife from the A&amp;E and said &quot; I don&#039;t want to panic you but that new Dyson Ball cleaner isn&#039;t working right &quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="plumber, post: 2709955, member: 663618"] I was in bed with a Blind girl and she said that I had the biggest penis she ever laid her hands on I said " You're pulling my leg An old lady is being examined by the Doctor He asks have you ever been bedridden ? She says " Yes and I've been table ended and back scuttled a few times" Went for a routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my bum ! Do you think I should change my dentist? I was explaining to my wife that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature She said " I wolud like to come back as a cow " I said " Your obviously not listening " Under new E.U law the word " gyppo" is no longer politically correct They have to be called ( caravan utilising nomadic travelrs ) or C.*.N.T.S for short Doctors have identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after its been eating Its called wedding cake I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you She said " Is that you or the beer talking ?" I replied " Its me talking to the beer " I phoned the wife from the A&E and said " I don't want to panic you but that new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't working right " [/QUOTE]

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