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<blockquote data-quote="Terry" data-source="post: 1631723" data-attributes="member: 212629">...internet. What do you think we were like? Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Subject: As &lt;subliminal&gt; ARW Turns &lt;twisted&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Things have really changed &lt;not!&gt; around the ol&#039; balefire &lt;garbageincinerator&gt; here at ARW &lt;Anal Retentive Weirdoes&gt;. The banishment &lt;warlock,slut, looozer&gt; of the worst trolls &lt;dearly missed regulars&gt; seemed to makethings so much better &lt;get a bucket, I think I&#039;m gonna puke&gt; for everyone&lt;has a mouse in their pocket&gt;. Its just so calm &lt;before the storm&gt; andpeaceful &lt;dead pan&gt; here since we rid ourselves of those losers &lt;people thatdidn&#039;t agree with us&gt;. The troll slayers &lt;good trolls&gt; have been workingovertime for our benefit &lt;they love us&gt;, and we sincerely &lt;smarminess&gt; thankthem for their selfless acts of loving kindness &lt;brutal attacks&gt;. A welldeserved &lt;shot in the head&gt; round of ARW &lt;Arrogant Raving Whiners&gt; applauseis in order I think &lt;shoot me...&gt;. Or maybe some medals &lt;or chests&gt; would bemore fitting &lt;nooses&gt;...&nbsp; &nbsp; The On Topic &lt;alt.religion.bicker&gt; posts have really come to the surfacelately &lt;shit floats&gt;. We&#039;ve seen some really powerful information &lt;I&#039;m aWitch dammit, fear me!&gt; flowing like honey &lt;weak brown effluvia&gt; from manysources &lt;lots of assholes&gt;. We&#039;ve heard about how Wicca is doing in theKlingon Empire &lt;trek nerd&gt;, I&#039;m sure Gowron is proud &lt;he lives on anotherplanet&gt;. We got a serious lesson or two in astrology &lt;Demonic Scorpions&gt;,warding &lt;hex me I dare you!&gt;, and alternative styles of Dream Catchers &lt;whatthe fuck is Goetic...a sore on your foot?&gt;. It seems we now have a weeklyHerb Article &lt;Jackie&#039;s Pot Emporium&gt;, and a history lesson on the origins ofthe Pentagram &lt;Satan, Satan...dammit Stan&gt;. The very interesting subject ofTrepanation &lt;like a hole in the head&gt; was also discussed at length &lt;threelines&gt;. Hyapatia of Alexandria was mentioned &lt;OldOne&#039;s younger sister&gt;, andso was Lewis Carol &lt;Ren&#039;s favorite Wiccan&gt;. We were all invited to NYC tosee Nosferatu &lt;I&#039;m broke&gt;, and reminded of the really good stuff on HBO&lt;Home Bestiality Organization&gt;. We got a lesson on Pagan youth activities&lt;can I come to the skyclad area mom, pleeeeze&gt; from the perspective of ayoung pagan &lt;too old to sacrifice&gt;. Several independent discussions onmarriage &lt;cheating&gt;, handfasting &lt;cheating&gt;, and marital relationships&lt;cheating&gt; were seen. We also had a few useful polls &lt;yawn&gt;, that reallyhelped set the stage for &lt;severe case of the dumbass&gt; lasting peace here&lt;when hel freezes over&gt;. Poetic license &lt;007&gt; seems also on the rise &lt;gag me with a spork&gt;.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++It&#039;s just two paragraphs because we were rather long winded.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Terry, post: 1631723, member: 212629"] ...internet. What do you think we were like? Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca Subject: As <subliminal> ARW Turns <twisted> Things have really changed <not!> around the ol' balefire <garbage incinerator> here at ARW <Anal Retentive Weirdoes>. The banishment <warlock, slut, looozer> of the worst trolls <dearly missed regulars> seemed to make things so much better <get a bucket, I think I'm gonna puke> for everyone <has a mouse in their pocket>. Its just so calm <before the storm> and peaceful <dead pan> here since we rid ourselves of those losers <people that didn't agree with us>. The troll slayers <good trolls> have been working overtime for our benefit <they love us>, and we sincerely <smarminess> thank them for their selfless acts of loving kindness <brutal attacks>. A well deserved <shot in the head> round of ARW <Arrogant Raving Whiners> applause is in order I think <shoot me...>. Or maybe some medals <or chests> would be more fitting <nooses>... The On Topic <alt.religion.bicker> posts have really come to the surface lately <shit floats>. We've seen some really powerful information <I'm a Witch dammit, fear me!> flowing like honey <weak brown effluvia> from many sources <lots of assholes>. We've heard about how Wicca is doing in the Klingon Empire <trek nerd>, I'm sure Gowron is proud <he lives on another planet>. We got a serious lesson or two in astrology <Demonic Scorpions>, warding <hex me I dare you!>, and alternative styles of Dream Catchers <what the fuck is Goetic...a sore on your foot?>. It seems we now have a weekly Herb Article <Jackie's Pot Emporium>, and a history lesson on the origins of the Pentagram <Satan, Satan...dammit Stan>. The very interesting subject of Trepanation <like a hole in the head> was also discussed at length <three lines>. Hyapatia of Alexandria was mentioned <OldOne's younger sister>, and so was Lewis Carol <Ren's favorite Wiccan>. We were all invited to NYC to see Nosferatu <I'm broke>, and reminded of the really good stuff on HBO <Home Bestiality Organization>. We got a lesson on Pagan youth activities <can I come to the skyclad area mom, pleeeeze> from the perspective of a young pagan <too old to sacrifice>. Several independent discussions on marriage <cheating>, handfasting <cheating>, and marital relationships <cheating> were seen. We also had a few useful polls <yawn>, that really helped set the stage for <severe case of the dumbass> lasting peace here <when hel freezes over>. Poetic license <007> seems also on the rise <gag me with a spork>. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It's just two paragraphs because we were rather long winded. [/QUOTE]

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