Here's a transcript of ashish bhatia's meeting with the Schlumberger receptionist?

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ashish bhatia - "I am being here to see a Mr Wayne Kerr"

Receptionist - (giggles) "I'm sorry sir, I didn't catch your name"?

ab - "My name is being mr ashish bhatia. I am a very powerful indian individual; I possess wealth, power and status beyond your wildest imagination. Have I mentioned that I have an IQ of 150"?

R - (more giggles) "That's great mr bhatia, I'm very impressed by your sophisticated and suave manner. But I'm afraid there is no one by that name working here. I think someone is having a laugh with you".

ab - "Then is Kirk Creswell here? I want to bash and bully the haughty Australian fellow relentlessly"

R - "No, I'm afraid there is no one by that name working here either".

ab - "But he must be here, he told me that he works for Schlumberger"

R - "I can assure you mr bhatia, there is no one here that goes by either of those names"

ab - "Bloody cheating, lying, racist, haughty Australian fellow, I'm going to puncture his skull with my WUSHU fingers when I find him'

R - (dials phone) "Hello security? We have a delusional indian man with a cervical face at reception. Please come quickly".
 
i'm more intelligent than your understanding wayne and if i want to trace you down , it is not difficult for me. knowing name is not only my tool, i ahve various tools to track people down , don't be in any complacency.

However all said and done i don't want to waste my precious time and energies on a no entity fellow
 
The funniest part about this is that I could actually see that happening. Just one more thing to add, at the end.

"Ride my shaft." You know how much he likes to say that.

Ashish, if you were, you would know his real name.
 
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